I Am Utterly Outraged. Utterly.

I ate it anyway. 

What is this? What is this abomination? I am offended beyond reasoning with. Not only do the dining commons seek to serve the freshman on this campus paltry excuses for food, they also have the audacity to call this...this thing a CROISSANT?!

Croissant means "crescent" people, not "cone". How dare they take all that is sacred and French and turn it into this?! What is this?! It's disgusting is what it is. I'm going to write a strongly worded letter to the dean..or the principle...or the directer of dining services, whoever handles this kind of thing!

How DARE they.





Regardless of its abomination I still ate it and it was delicious.


I must now go purge myself of the tainted croissant, that the Frenchman in me can always shine through.