Why Am I Not Super Skinny By Now?!!

I really don't understand. I walk/bike EVERYWHERE on this campus, sometimes I work up a sweat because I walk so briskly to class in the morning. I SHOULD HAVE THE WAISTLINE OF A FUCKING PRAYING MANTIS.

And another thing, what's wrong with me? School isn't that hard! I need to stop procrastinating! Even now, when I'm supposed to be doing my chem homework and math homework and wtf ever homework to go along with it, I'm writing a stupid blog post.

And another another thing, why haven't I been to the gym in 3 weeks?! I love going to the gym! If I stopped procrastinating I would discover that I actually have time to go to the gym when I've done all of my work.

That's it, I'm done now, I'm going to actually work now.

Actually my fingers hurt because I typed this blog post in such a furious way, I think I might have damaged my keyboard. So I'm going to go rest my fingers, the then, ooohhh then, I'll do my chem homework. Maybe. Actually It's dinner time soon I think I'll go eat....then it's glee...

The universe conspires against me.

Also here's another French conversation:

Stefan: Yeah, In China you have to take a test to get into high school, it's called the (Insert chinese characters here).

Me: Oh, In France you essentially choose your major in high school--

Stefan: Yeah, it's the same in--


Me: You take this test called the BAC, which is short for the bacalaureat, it's like the IB tests here which are the international bacalaureats, but it's...you know...French. Well you take this test and...

Stefan: I like how I just said the name of the Chinese test, and you decide to go on an all out rant about yours.

Me: ...Anyway the bacalaureat is.....